Hello. You can listen to a live recording of 'New York Story' - ( or When I First Met You I Thought I Had Gastroenteritis) at the glory that is theunobserved.com, a fantastic online Radio Magazine. It was first performed at Spark, London, last year. Click HERE to have a listen.

A one-on-one silent tango experience: you, me, argentinian tango and a long corridor. Performed as part of 'Cruising for Art' at the V & A museum in November 2009.

(photo: Christa Holka)

Can you perform a whole panto in less than three minutes? Oh yes you can! Featuring all the requisites including drag, a panto horse and a food fight.  Performed with Brian Lobel as part of Lone Twin's 'Cabaret Simon' at the Barbican, London for a marvellous audience of small people and the big ones associated with them. There are some lovely reviews here: http://http//www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2009/dec/18/cabaret-simon-review
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/stage/theatre/article6968921.ece

I moonlight as Sylvia 'The Warbler' Borin, Club Caretaker for The Royal Society for the Pursuit of Love Birds' - part Ornithology club, part love-matching emporium. See more about them HERE. Join us for Bird Bingo, 10 minute relationships, mating-dances and Bill Oddie's mixtape playing in the background. 

This is a one-on-one (or one-on-not very many) show/encounter about how love can make your guts fall out. It features you, me, a dollar bill, a story about first queer love, a list of new york toilets, balloon modelling and a shot of pepto bismol for the both of us. Most recently shown at the Soho Theatre toilets as part of Scratch Interact.




Audience Feedback
'Fun, quirky, relaxed and interesting'
'Made me feel open and engaged but not at all vulnerable - the Catholic Church should ditch their confessionals and put in toilets instead'

At biscuit time do you go for the sponge finger or the party ring? This is a powerpoint presentation about penis envy, castration complexes and whether Freud was having a laugh. First shown at the Stoke Newington International Airport. You can see it by clicking the download file link below.

At the end of last year I was on the Guardian family podcast, doing a piece about gay families. It was great talking to two gay mums, a dad, and my mum; getting some advice and opinions about all the options. Have a listen by clicking HERE.